when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
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"As a funeral director, I take every chance to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased. Because if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."
This is perhaps the best thing I have ever heard.
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what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
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This is me when I practice my saxophone..
Sometimes I fail miserably.
This is the biggest win.
cause of death:
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The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins
Submission by Max Knoblauch.
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