Not the heroes we need, but the ones with the emergency stash.
I would gladly be in the apocalypse with any of these a-holes any day.
I think I’ve posted this before, but just look at this guy! Amazing.
The moment you realized you left your phone at home…
Support people that are supportive, before the world’s full of assholes.
Jay-Z, Aziz Ansari, Kanye West
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Corgnelius teaching Stumphrey how to look fly.